A Love Song (ə lʌv sɒŋ)

* Hey girl, I'd like to see you, chilling on my bed in something see through. Sittin up tall, so that I can see you. What's your name again? Yeah, it's nice to meet you.

1- I wanna taste you in my mouth, when I go down south. Like a mouse with his cheese, please, baby squeeze. I wanna feel the breeze of your breath when you're cumming. Gotta know that I'm the one and only and you won't get lonely when you're on me. You're gonna blow me, cuz I know me. Show me? Shit, I'll show you. It's from a little book called the, called the Kama Su...and you can shout out loud if you want to, head in the clouds, cuz your roommate's out. Bump in the tub until the grouts out. Body full of suds, no grass, flip it over play in the mud. I cum so much I'm firing duds or blanks, whatever you call it. My tanks outta missiles, time to reload the pistol. Tryin'a stop the dry heavin', leaving you with blue balls, feeling like they're 50ft tall. "Aww naw, hell no man, y'all done up and done it" and I'm an up and runnin' cause your boyfriend's coming and I'm not very cunning. What the hell am I gonna tell him?

* Hey girl, I'd like to see you, chilling on my bed in something see through. Sittin up tall, so that I can see you. What's your name again? Yeah, it's nice to meet you.

2- What am I gonna tell him, that I was trying to sell him a little religion and you bought a little sin? I'd say it with a grin and it wouldn't sink in. How 'bout we go to "plan B,"I could just leave. This is baby makin' music, you could use it to diffuse situations. Strip down naked, push play on your media player. Get her to stay with a roll in the hay. One last fuck 'fore she leaves you for a guy who drives the dump truck, man that's rough. You must suck at the cunnilingus, you know the thing is, you gotta know where the clit is. I know that shit is small as a kid is but you gotta find it, she won't mind it, do your abc's like you've signed it and don't forget, there's a g-spot right behind it. Listen to this spit, I'm "too legit to quit"- oh shit.

* Hey girl, I'd like to see you, chilling on my bed in something see through. Sittin up tall, so that I can see you. What's your name again? Yeah, it's nice to meet you.

3- How you gonna walk in the club all nonchalant? Little blonde bomb wanted by Bin Laden and damn, if he had you I'd rob him. Any grenades, I'd lob 'em Vietnam 'em. Calm as Saddam would drop bombs on the Dali Lama, startin' drama. To keep you as my baby mama I'ma find a couple of bitches and DJ's hittin' switches. Dance so low you bustin' stitches in your britches, which is why I came here in the first place. See if I can get a taste of that honeysuckle. I wanna rip them pants off from your belt buckle, makin' all the girlies chuckle. I run amuck girl, I wanna see you strut your stuff. Quit acting tough. Come over here and show me some love. Treat me like a stripper pole, use me for your body roll, body roll.

* Hey girl, I'd like to see you, chilling on my bed in something see through. Sittin up tall, so that I can see you. What's your name again? Yeah, it's nice to meet you.